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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}

{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?","punchline":"They preferred to write in C#.","id":448}

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