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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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The Talk of the Town is the first novel written by Ardal O'Hanlon, published by Sceptre in 1998. It was renamed Knick Knack Paddy Whack for publication in the United States.
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