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\"Keep Hope Alive\" is a single featured on the studio album Vegas by the electronica group The Crystal Method. The single was released on October 1, 1996, on the City of Angels label, and received 4.5 out of five stars in a review from AllMusic. The single was re-released on July 10, 2001, on the Moonshine Music label. Vocal samples for the song are taken from a 1992 speech by Jesse Jackson titled \"You Do Not Stand Alone\".
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