{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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