The Massachusetts Institute of Technology occupies a 168-acre (68 ha) tract in Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States. The campus spans approximately one mile (1.6 km) of the north side of the Charles River basin directly opposite the Back Bay neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.","punchline":"Bartender says, \"here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!\"","id":368}
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